SEAN!!! It's been frickin' forever, and I was just RANDOMLY thinking of you, wondering how you've been. You really must write me back so I know that you're still alive. Fill me in on everything that's been going on since I last talked to you, which was, what, 2 years ago?

It must be the holidays or something. But I'm feeling so nostalgic.

Write me.

~ Ash

Have you ever had a dream, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?

What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire deviant life, that there's something wrong with the story. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.

You take the blue pill, the story ends. Your browser closes and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

I offer only the truth, nothing more.

Take: The Red Pill
Take: The Blue Pill

spyed, nobody has ever done this before.
I know. That's why it's going to work.



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The Angry Deviant



Random Deviant

I have seen a comment of yours once before. About disliking pie. "eh, *shrug* I'll push em down a staircase" then I surfed DA a bit as I usually do. I saw you again, "I do not like pie" then I saw your buddy "I do not like pie"-meow-

Why do you hate pie so much that you go out of your way to tell the wotrld that you hate it? Why? Did the pie run away when you tried to fuck it?

FOOL!

You will be baked in the fires of the oven of the damned for your pie-related insolence!!

yes, pie is still gross... its not the red foods i have a problem with.. its the green ones... ew.. BIG EW.. (oddly enuf, im mostly vegetarian.... u think that wouldnt leave many options, but ther realie r a great deal of possibilities..woo)

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-meow-

yay for straight white male supremist america!! *blank stare... blink blink* (the sarcasm abounds once again)

who do u think is making all those nuclear weapons??? i dont mean iraq, and i dont mean korea... im talking right here baby...

its like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain.
Really? For me it's like the blonde hair on the inside of my head is tickleing my brain.
Thanks for the comemnt on my page!

I wish you and your friends/family a very Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year!

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Nicknam - Internet Philosopher, Cheese Guru, Homicidal Maniac

Don't thank me! Thank my Deviation!
"Woah woah woah! Hold it right there, spinach-chin!"

You asked what SLAM meant in my faces of slam image, it was a website I made about a year ago dedicated to online wrestling, where the people write storylines that get detailed, and basically make up a wrestler, who's life is seen on camera, so it's like script writing basically, you describe actions, locations, and many many details. Thanks for viewing. Awesome Gallery

thanks for the comments. mcdonalds food is garbage, it is a capitalist empire built on killing you slowly.

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100% of the profits from sales of my prints go to Amnesty International.

Thanks for your advice on the forums. I shall now look for a red switch.

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Hipster wants you all to know that:
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggy' until you can find a rock."
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